May 2013
60 posts
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
vvierd:
true embarrassment lies within your first email address
internetexplorers:
*snorts a line of hot chocolate powder*
qrave:
Talking to your parents on the phone
...
gumiappendsweet:
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
fournarnia:
always follow your heart but more importantly follow me
catnus:
You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort
“Weight loss does not make people happy. Or peaceful. Being thin does not address...”
– Geneen Roth (via housewifeswag)
amerryleetlechristmas:
ok i’ve drank like 3 bottles of this “no more tears” shampoo but it still hasn’t worked
Americans: Youtube
Australians: Youchube
casabloncas:
i want to do pg 13 things with u
esexist:
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
aberrantkenosis:
in case you ever wanted to know...
blessthebutt:
my favorite flavor of cake is more
