You Shall Never Know My Girth

New industrial bar piercing.

— No pain in my ear, but apparently there is in my lower intestine. 

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suicideblonde:

I can not overstate my devotion to this movie.

HOW SMALL IS HER BELLYBUTTON? IT’S LIKE A FRECKLE!

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itsnotcontagiousiswear:

DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE

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cuntbarf:

She & Him-You Really Got A Hold On me

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youshallneverknowmygirth asked: Why am I so awesome?

fexo182:

Wuuut?

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edward-the-cat:

This girl was tormenting me at iHop while I was trying to eat my eggs.

Bitch.

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